Let’s say, for the sake of argument, you are a criminal.
Let’s say you also have an inconveniently overactive conscience.
To make things worse, you’re really, really lazy.
What’s a thug to do?
If you live in East Point, Georgia, I have the answer to your prayers: just browse on over to the East Point Police Self-Arrest form, fill out the appropriate details and you’ve just performed a citizen’s arrest… of yourself.
(Yes I saw the disclaimer at the bottom so don’t bother e-mailing me :p)