It’s stuff like this that makes e-mail fun at work.
Tim e-mailed to let the SharePoint team know he was working at home sick, this was the exchange we had…
Tim:
Hi Team,
I’m going to stay at home with the germs. I heard that it was a popular pastime for the team these past couple weeks.
Tomatoes are not to blame! Please, don’t turn against them.
And don’t worry too much about me; I took a vitamin (Flintstones COMPLETE [More COMPLETE with Choline]) , so everything should be fine.
Sincerely,
-Tim
Reeves:
Since Fred is bigger than Barney is he more nutritious?
I’d have to assume that Fred’s additional mass of chalk and artificial sweetner contributes no nutritional value.
I imagine molds of many characters, each receiving the same miniscule scoop of vitamins and minerals, moving down a conveyer to a second, varying-sized treatment of filler.
I don’t know if they do anything to even out the nutritive content. Perhaps they’re all liquids that eventually bake or cool.
When they’re formed, they go into a bottle and then I eat them.
That’s how health works.
I had a glass or orange juice then brushed my teeth. Ah, refreshing.