… but when I do, they have a mustache.
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Category: Idle
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Fountain? Smoke machine?
While shopping for gravel and pavers we came across this cool fountain that generates fog and traps it under a dome of flowing water.
We didn’t bother asking for a price for fear that I would starve to death. Not that it’s outrageously expensive, it’s just that I would end up spending all my day with my hands in the water and forget to eat.
That and I can only have Deep Purple running through my head for so long before I go crazy.
Looking for just the right place to stretch out and relax? Make sure you arrive early so you can pick out the most comfortable photographer.
Charlie and the seal
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That sounds delicious…
… what’s in the sauce?
Oh yes sir, that’s an excellent choice. For our sauce we use only the finest, organic, free-range maître d’s.
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Barber anxiety
Are you always nervous that your new haircut isn’t going to turn out okay?
We’ve got your back.
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Bellevue Art Fair 2011
We had a wonderful time at the Bellevue art fair this weekend, wandering around checking out art, eating cheese steak sandwiches and people watching.
Leg warmers on a grand scale
Every year the art museum opens up its side walk to kids and lays out chalk for the budding artists. This year they also had crochet covers for all the light posts, giving the street a Dr. Seuss meets Pippy Longstocking meets Banksy feel.
Softness
The artist spent a day in a dairy farmer’s field, taking pictures of cows. This little (6") painting of a jersey calf was irresistible.
She also had a bunch of paintings that were almost irresistible ()
Paint and Wax
Along with Softness we also picked up a couple of little abstract landscapes in oil and wax by a nice guy named Christopher Bibby. The hard lines in the paintings are cut into the wax giving them some nice depth.
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Home invader
We’re not really sure how… but this little character made it into our guest bedroom this weekend.
It didn’t seem to mind being evicted.
The P-1000 is a polymimetic meat-form sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor.
You can shoot it, burn it… you can even try to grind it up. It will reform. It’s unstoppable.
Oh… it’s also delicious.
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Screamin’ good honey
Am I the only one who looks at a honey bear bottle and thinks of Edvard Munch?
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Monkey Trap
I brought some homemade gorp to work in a jar… a jar that is just the right size to catch a Reeves. Ook ook.
