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I already have soap… but I’m buying more anyway.

Old Spice has made me happy by making joyfully odd / oddly joyful commercials. I now plan to reward them buy buying some Old Spice body wash irrespective of actual need.

You’ve probably seen the sexy man who makes us all look bad (yep, he’s on a horse). For their latest set they commissioned Tim and Eric and received some screamy goodness in return.

Want more? Watch Sun, Blocker, Flex & Zoom too.

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Literally speaking…

… porn stars don’t have “private parts”.

And without private parts, can one really be a porn star?

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Either way, Ron Jeremy creeps me out.

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WT?F (What the? Friday)

Principle Skeleton by Graham Annable

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(click to watch)

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Adventures in advertising: how to sell a phone

You want to market your new smartphone? No problem, just figure out the feature the public really wants and put that into your display ads.

Pick a really cool feature, something like, oh, I don’t know… wallpaper?

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That’s 60 seconds longer than I figured

I could survive for 60 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. 

Created by Oatmeal

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You can’t go wrong with Beaker

My favorite Muppets were always the Swedish Chef, Beaker, Animal and the yip yip aliens. Three outa four ain’t bad.

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OMG: teh most adorbz kittee evR!

It takes a very cute kitten to make me write like a teenage girl.

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Taking a trip down [geek] memory lane

Here’s how my brain works:

  1. Paula sends me an instant message asking my schedule tonight
  2. I tell her I have to finish some slides
  3. Paula tells me she’s going to take a short nap, so don’t call when I’m coming home, just e-mail
  4. I say okay, then I think: “e-mail”
  5. Then I think: Homestar Runner saying “e-mail”
  6. Then I think: I want to look at a thing in a bag
  7. Then I watch this:

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The thing in the bag, “it’s friggin’ awesome!”

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I clicked on a facebook ad… and it blew my mind.

forever Yes, there are people out there who will click on ads, on occasion I’m one of them. Today I was intrigued by an ad’s description, saying something about a crazy man’s landscape… so I clicked and was taken to Foreverscape.

Imagine what you’d get if you handed Salvador Dali a pen and an endless roll of paper… then you started feeding him acid. What starts out as a fairly ordinary scene slowly melts into a stream of consciousness rolling dreamscape, with meteor showers, train wrecks and fishing astronauts.

The landscape (by Vance Feldman) is embedded in the page and will automatically scroll by. Just head on over to Foreverscape for the visual treat. Be sure turn down the lights, put on “The Dark Side of the Moon”… and don’t forget to wrap a towel around your head to keep the mess to a minimum.

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Update: I wasn’t sure who the foreverscape artist was, but via comment and e-mail Vance hooked me up with links to his site. Thanks Vance!

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I’m not really a cat person

Maybe I just need to find the right cat. Perhaps this guy: