… what’s in the sauce?
Oh yes sir, that’s an excellent choice. For our sauce we use only the finest, organic, free-range maître d’s.
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Barber anxiety
Are you always nervous that your new haircut isn’t going to turn out okay?
We’ve got your back.
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Home invader
We’re not really sure how… but this little character made it into our guest bedroom this weekend.
It didn’t seem to mind being evicted.
The P-1000 is a polymimetic meat-form sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor.
You can shoot it, burn it… you can even try to grind it up. It will reform. It’s unstoppable.
Oh… it’s also delicious.
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Screamin’ good honey
Am I the only one who looks at a honey bear bottle and thinks of Edvard Munch?
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I always love a volume discount
Though I’m not sure if I get the math here.
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I think my heart just stopped…
Sundays are a great time to visit John Howie Steak in Bellevue: happy hour in the bar lasts from 3pm to 10pm. For $40 Paula and I had two glasses of wine, a soda, mac & cheese, steak sliders, crab salad and, my new favorite food, tempura fried bacon with maple ponzu dip.
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Mommy, where do hippos come from?
Mexico, dear, just like watermelons and Taco Bell.
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What the “experts” use can be telling
Next time you’re shopping for a new smart phone and the salesperson at the counter tries to sell you brand X… ask them to pull their own phone out and show you what they use every day.
When I was doing a little Christmas shopping this weekend I couldn’t help but giggle when I saw the Google “Android Specialist” checking his e-mail on a Blackberry.
In retrospect I should have stopped and quizzed him. Perhaps I’ll go back this weekend to throw stones at him and brand him an heretic.
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Up is down?
Up & Up is Target’s new generic brand. I find, however, I can’t stop looking at the logo upside down as Down & Down.
Does that make me a pessimist?